(A) "Man is the only animal that laughs...and the rest of the animal kingdom is not in on the joke."

(B) "A fella goes to the Dentist and he only has one dollar, so the Dentist gives him buck teeth!"

(C) "Eye droppers are careless people."

(D) Q: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?   A: Kids won't eat broccoli!"


1. Mark Twain
2. Bob Hope
3. Gary Marshall
4. Jokesters

Answers are located at the bottom of the Stage Show page.